Me: Mother! What if I wake up in the middle of the night parched and I don't have my water cause you made me throw it away!
Mama: Parched? Spell it...
Me: why do you think I can't spell anything!?
Mama: cause your an idiot...
Me: I have a High School diploma that says I'm smart!
(mama spills her whole glass of water all over the floor.)
Me: hahahahahahaha!!!! What does your high school diploma say?!?!
Mama: it says pick that up... Here, ill go get you the mop.
Yessss, this REALLY happened. && y'all wonder why I am the way I am!
